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Posted April 23, 2012 by chakkravarthi in Humor
 
 

7 Things You Can Do With Your iPad Which You Never Thought Possible

So if you are someone who got a brand new iPad but was wondering what you really do with it apart from browsing the web, playing games and messing around with apps? If that’s so here are some of the extra ordinary things which you can do with your iPad which you never thought will be possible in the first place.

1. Use it as a cutting board.

Your iPad can effectively substitute for a vegetable and bread cutting board, its so good and extra ordinary you need not fit yourself to your cutting board, ipad fits you. Face of the ipad is not only a multi-touch glass its also a multi cut glass.

This video is strangely not a parody

2. Frisbee For Your Dog


iPad can not only be used as a family device, it can also be used as a Pet device, iPad is so thin and designed aerodynamically that it can be used as a Frisbee when you are in a Picnic or training your dog on a play ground. Just let it fly and see the magic, its after all a magical device that exceeds your ability to comprehend.

3. Cracking nuts


iPad not only gives “The best movie watching experience, The best email experience, the best photo viewing experience, The best browsing experience” it also gives best nut cracking experience, it gonna change the way you crack your nuts next time.

4. Prepare Omlet

While most people complain about the heating issue with the whole the new ipad, they never knew that its a dark kept secret from the company, ipad heating up is not a issue but rather a feature that helps house wives to prepare Omlet on the go, image it like an automatic heating pan on the go.

5. Slap Your Brother

Is your brother troubling you a lot while you are playing with your iPad? Do you know there is a built in solution that comes with iPad that keeps your brother under control on extreme circumstances? Watch the video tutorial on how to use this feature.

6. Freak Out Hitler

Do you hate hitler? I am sure you do! Do you know that Hitler do not like iPad? and if you have one, it means you are freaking him out of his mind. It just feels so right to freak out Hitler.

7. Hit The Flies

iPad just feels so natural in your hands while you are holding it, like holding a newspaper, a book, a magazine, A Fly Swatter. Yes a Fly swatter!! it has a bigger display and with it, it just feels right to hit the flies, there is no right or wrong way to hit it. You see a fly you just take your ipad in your hands and hit it, it feels so natural to do it.

Disclaimer: There is no harm intended to Apple iPad through this post, iPad is still a great product to own and use. All the contents of this post is for humor purpose only and I strictly advice against using your iPad for any of the above mentioned ideas and also I do not take responsibility for any damages or harm to any individual or group that might arise.


chakkravarthi

 
I am alias Chakru , I found theory of relativity before Einstein did, I was the driving force behind Apple's success, Bill Gates wanted me to take over Microsoft, Well you know very well this section is usually full of lies, why bother reading? Enjoy the blog!